what if god smoked cannabis?
- to the tune of - what if god was one of us?
if god had long hair and a goatee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed
if he looked spaced out
would you buy his story
would you beleive he had
an eye infection
and yeah yeah, god looks baked
and yeah yeah, god smells good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
what if god smoked cannabis?
hit the bong like some of us
drove a tie died micro bus
and he subscribes to rolling stone
and god made this place
in the begining
did he plant any seeds?
or did he put them there for adam and eve?
so theyd be hungry for the apple
that the snake was always offerin'
and yeah yeah, god rolls great
and yeah yeah, god smells good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
what if god smoked cannabis?
do you spose he'd had a buzz
when he made the platypus
when he created earth our home
does he like pearl jam or the stones?
do you think he rolls his own
up there in heaven on the throne
and when the st's go marching home
maybe he sits and smokes a alone...
what if god smoked cannabis?
weird al
